Ok, I need a plot.
Not just a wisp of a burgeoning idea. I need a fully kitted out storyline with location shots determined; directing choices storyboarded; characters signed, sealed and delivered; production dates, well, dated.
Like a big, ugly, leggy beetle dropped down a deep, dry well, my imagination is scrambling furiously for any kind of purchase.
I need something to grab onto.
Like a plot.
See? My grammatical skills are rotting as you read.