The Gift of Patience

stockvault-christmas-gifts217670Dear Santa,

I’ve been a very good girl this year (frankly, with my mental screwiness, living the life of a monk is pretty much a given, but I digress.)

And since I can no longer ask for a World Series Game 7 win for my Cubbies under the tree, and the idea of a significant other ever willingly lashing a wagon to my crippled star is growing more absurd by the day, I’d like to request just a smidgeon more of Patience this year. My supply is running painfully thin.

Thank you, my dear old elf… And, of course, if you’d like to try to squeeze Benedict Cumberbatch into my stocking, please, have a go.

Until tomorrow…


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