Someday I will buy a piece of furniture that does not require sex with my screwdriver.
(Not quite what every 44 year old woman puts on her bucket list but there you have it.)
Post-note explanation: Yesterday, four hours of screwing, hammering and cursing left me with a hulking shell of a bedroom dresser with no drawers. The drawers will require another 2 hours of banging today. Oh, how I long for my virginal days.