2021 is barely in the door and I’m already not trusting the dude.
Not really buying it being a new year, at all.
You know what I mean?
I keep watching it for signs of trickery.
Yanking at its beard, seeing if 2020’s brutal jawline is hiding under there.
Trying to catch its new accent slip, reverting back to last year’s foul twang.
All perfectly normal, right?
No, I didn’t think so.
Chloe, beard puller