ETA: 3:00 pm ET

These are the facts we’re working with today:

1. The Army-Navy game is today at 3:00 pm ET.
2. I’m live-tweeting it for the Maryland Sports Blog.
3. I am honored to do it.
4. And I will do it darn well.

These are the facts as my enemy mind sees them:

1. The Army-Navy game is upon you, like the iceberg upon the Titanic.
2. You will be live-tweeting your final moments of sanity in front of the college football world. Well done, you.
3. You are a non-contagious blight. Feel honored you will not spread.
4. The sports world will disavow you entirely by sundown.

Enough said.

Until tomorrow…

Chloe